Got Denied Your Apple Warranty? It’s Class Action Lawsuit Time!

 

 

 

GUYS THIS IS LIKE RON BURGUNDY. KIND OF A BIG DEAL.

 

There is currently an opportunity – with caveats – to get a part of a $53 million fund that Apple is setting up.

 

 

Whaaaaa?!

 

 

That’s right!

 

There was a lawsuit that claimed that Apple was in the wrong for denying warranty coverage for iPhones and iPod Touches that had been damaged by liquid.

 

Apple is kinda saying ‘No Way Jose’  and is not admitting any wrongdoing but is agreeing to the settlement to avoid all the money and what-have-you that comes along with lawsuits.

 

So. $53 million. That’s a lot of cash, and depending on how many people qualify for the claim, it could mean up to $300 per device.

 

 

So how do you get in on this?

 

 

Well.

 

 

You have to be a U.S. Resident that has owned an iPhone or iPod Touch.

 

You have to have submitted that device for warranty coverage with Apple after it was damaged by liquid, and before December 31st 2009 for an iPhone and before June 30th 2010 for an iPod Touch.

 

The device had to have been submitted whilst it was covered by Apple’s one-year warranty coverage.

 

The device had to be denied coverage because Apple said that the device had been damaged by liquid.

 

If you qualify as eligible to be a part of the settlement, your payout will be determined by the model and size of your device, the amount of other eligible participants and the size and type of their devices.

 

Sahweet, right?

 

 

 

 

If any of you guys think you’re eligible, go to this site and fill out a claim form. 

 

 

Your claim will be reviewed, and if they agree that all is good, then you’ll get a check!

 

 

…At some stage. These things do tend to take some time.

 

 

So, again: to receive a payment from the Settlement Fund, you must submit a claim form.

 

 

You must do this on or before October 21, 2013.

 

 

Of course, if you are eligible but are allergic to CASHMONEY, you can exclude yourself from the payments.

 

 

Any questions? Go to the website, or call 1-855-282-8115

 

 

Good luck! And don’t forget! Once you’ve gotten that check, sell us that stinky old iPhone!

 

 

Yeah! SO much CASHMONEY!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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Meet Siri

 

 

 

Is it weird that millions of people around the world know this lady’s voice, and that they communicate with her, sort of, every day without her knowing anything about it?

 

It’s weird, right?

 

It’s Susan Bennett’s life. She’s a voice over actress from Atlanta, and has for the first time been publicly identified (by CNN) as the voice behind Siri.

 

Probably.

 

“I’m the voice actor who provided the voice of Siri,” Bennett told CNN in an interview, although Trudi Muller, a spokeswoman for Apple, declined to comment.

 

 

CNN said an audio-forensics expert “has studied both voices and says he is ‘100 per cent’ certain the two are the same.”

 

 

Hi Siri! Thanks for letting people record your answers to our stupid questions from the future!

 

 

Super nice of you.

 

 

 

 

Image courtesy of eonline.com