Do you break a lot of iPhones? Know someone who does? Spectacular offer just for you breaky spilly guys

Sell us 5 broken phones, and get a free Nokia Brick Phone!

Do you know someone who somehow manages to break every phone they’ve ever owned? You know that guy (is it you, guy?) who’s screen is always cracked? The dude who always has the most inconceivable and entertaining stories behind how he broke his iPhone?

Are you constantly squinty faced trying to see that avocado chia toast Instagram through thousands of tiny crack lines on your iPhone screen?

Did you just run over your 5th iPhone? 

That’s ok. We’re here. We understand. (There’s a reason we’re in this business). Here’s where our new offer comes in.

If you or a friend breaks iPhones all the time – send them to us! If you send us your broken, cracked, water damaged or stinky old used iPhone, we’ll send you a $5 coupon code to use on your next order!

And, check this ish out –

If we receive 5 iPhones from the same customer, we’ll pay you cashmoney AND WE’LL SEND YOU A NOKIA PHONE. You know, one of those brick phones that never break and always work! Throw it on the ground and you can still make calls. WIN!

Get a quote now! 

‘Nokia Singh’ by Bernard Goldbach is licensed under CC BY-SA 2.0