The Ultimate Tech Christmas Gift Guide!
Happy Holidays! It’s so good to see you guys here! Whats up? Christmas and stuff? Wants to see some amazing tech gifts that’ll make you the effing star this year under the tree? WE GOT YOU!
Go put your Christmas sweater on, play some mother effing Jingle Bells and enjoy! (Don’t forget the eggnog over 21ers try this one).
*Speaking of eggnog, try this out – the battery powered Messless hot chocolate drinking cup from Hammacher Schlemmer.
* Got a Hairy McHairster in your life? Get them the Shavetech USB rechargeable travel razor. Sexy and functional, just like you. $22.59 from Amazon.
* Wanna go a little crazy? Check this out, scooter. Celebrity robotic avatar. BAM. enough said. Only $345,000.
* Get someone the gift of looking really cool and nerdy at the same time as driving! The Navdy is a magical futuristic transparent Head-Up Display that projects information onto your windshield as you’re driving. $319.00
* Do you want to get your loved one the gift of being a really good photographer without taking a class or learning anything at all? Get them a smartphone lens kit, dummy! With a fisheye lens, a wide angle lens, and a macro lens you can make anything look good! Try this kit from Mpow for $13.51, or this one from Olloclip for $79.99 (pictured).
*This is a gift just for you, guy. Yeah, you. Get the Misteltoe drone and make that work Christmas party really jolly.$69.95
* Got a cyclist in the fam? Get them this super swank bike lock. Skylock is a keyless, theft preventing, crash detecting bluetooth connecting answer to any cyclist’s prayers. Pre-order it now for $159 – 35% off the regular price.
* Amazon Echo is on Oprah’s Favorite things list!! So you know you gotta get one. Echo is kind of like Siri, but in your living room, acting as a smart hub for your home. It can play music, create lists, answer questions, get weather and news, search Yelp, and control smart devices and lights.
Echo is now available in over 3000 retail stores for $179.99.
*Monorover R2 $499. These are booming at the moment. Kind of like Segways, these things are illegal in NYC, so if you live there, you’re SOL, bud. But for everyone else, whoever you get this for will be happy. ‘Nuff said.
*Get your lover the hottest new Apple product! The iPad Pro y’all! Or, if they’re lucky enough to already have one, get them one of those fancy pants Apple Pencils, $99. Because they look rad AF. Complete the set with a Smart keyboard. $169.
* Speaking of Apple fancypantsiness… Is there someone in your life whose eyes linger when they walk past the Apple Store? Someone who gets that look in their eyes when they see an Apple Watch Ad? Or someone wearing one? GET THEM AN APPLE WATCH SILLY! They will love you forever. Or until the next fancy Apple product comes out. They’ll LOVE you until then, though. Starting at $349
* You know what’s cool? Giving the gift of the future. We’re talking virtual reality! There’s a bunch of ways to experience the latest in VR right now – the cheapest of which is using a smart phone and Google Cardboard. You’re looking at about $15 or slightly above. Or, one of the hottest new VR sets at the moment is the Samsung Gear VR – $99.99 at Best Buy or Amazon.
*Is it right to encourage narcissism? Sure! Get that girl or guy a Selfies Photo Album, $10.47, free shipping with Prime, on Amazon. It’s ironic, yo.
*$149.99 The Only RC Dogfighting Drones. Know someone who’s into Drones? What about fighting drones? Huh? You should probably get some of these. Because… fighting drones.
*It’s hard living in the now when all these young folk talk in a whole different language! Don’t worry, just buy Grandad this! How to Speak Emoji Book $18 from Asos.
*Get that special someone a bioluminescent dinosaur. Why the heck not? What says ‘I Love You’ better than that? It’s a desktop aquarium filled with living single-celled plankton that glow with bioluminescent light at night. So… not much. $59.99
*You know what people need more of? Tasting stuff. Taste enhancing forks emit aromas that enhance the flavors of food or create crazy flavor combinations. Crazy, right? Crazy intriguing… $29.95 from Hammacher Schlemmer. Those guys think of everything!
*Kano Computer Kit $149.99 from Amazon. is really, really cool. We read today that you’re not supposed to use the word really, because it’s dumb and you can say things more creatively and effectively using alternate words, but, really, this is just really, really cool. Take that article we read.
Originally funded on Kickstarter, this is a computer and coding kit for all ages, all over the world. The kit contains: Raspberry Pi 2 Model B, ARM 900MHz Quad-Core CPU and 1GB RAM, 8GB micro-SD Card preloaded with the latest Kano OS full of projects and games, Kano books, illustrated and intuitive, Wireless Kano Keyboard and mouse (USB RF & Bluetooth), DIY speaker, Custom case, stencils and stickers!, HDMI cable, Wifi dongle and Mini-USB power supply.
* Interested in Robotics? Did you get a really big bonus this year? Why not get the International research robot? This little guy is CRAZY y’all. A 2′-tall robot that responds to over 500 voice commands across 19 languages, he’s the product of eight years of development from a global, open-source community of programmers.
He can pick up and hold objects with its hands, walk across multiple floor surfaces, and scratch his head when puzzled. Two built-in camera sensors learn to identify items, obstacles, and faces, while the directional microphones recognize human speech and allow it to respond from an internal speaker. Surface-mounted tactile sensors respond to touches like a pat on the head, while infrared emitters turn on appliances remotely at its owner’s command. Wot. $7900.
*Is someone you love interested in new technologies and start-ups? Why not make them a gift voucher for Kickstarter? Or Indiegogo? Alternatively check out Amazon’s Launchpad, which has a bunch of crowd funded items available.
* CreoPop 3D Pen. We’re going to do it – we’re going to use the word really again. This shizz is really cool. Sculpt 3D models by hand with this cordless 3D pen that utilizes built-in LEDs to harden the ink as you draw, while keeping the pen cool to the touch. Exchange ink colors while you work to create vibrant multicolor models. The world is a crazy place. It’s currently on sale at Best Buy for $99.
*How crazy is the world? really effing crazy. Prove it to your family by buying them a 360fly panoramic 360° HD video camera. DUH! It features Wi-Fi, a Bluetooth LE interface and the included 360fly app, so you can easily shoot, edit, replay and share recorded video footage using a compatible iOS or Android smartphone. Included action camera adaptor lets you use your 360fly camera with your existing 3-prong mounts. $399.99 From Best Buy.
*GoPro Hero 4 is Amazing. Just. Take. Our. Word. $499.96 from Amazon, or Adorama currently have it on sale for $329.00.
*The Coolest Cooler in Classic Orange is a little on the pricey side, but it’s going to pay off in no time. This is not your average cooler. Icluded is a built-in ice-crushing blender with rechargeable battery, bluetooth, splash-proof, outdoor speaker, built-in USB charger, LED lid light, bottle opener, bungee tie down and double-wide wheels. $499 from Amazon.
*Get the writer in the fam a virtual keyboard. This one pairs with Bluetooth phones, laptops, or tablets, and can be used with Apple and Android devices. And it looks like it’s from a movie. $89.99 from Brookstone.
*Do you have a motorbike in the family? Do you also have someone who rides a motorbike in the family? The Skully AR-1 is the best motorbike helmut ever. A ‘smart helmet’ that features a powerful on board computer. You can have rear view projected onto the corner of your visor, connect with your smartphone via Bluetooth so that you can make hands-free calls and stream music, and comes with built in mapping navigation.
There you have it. Now you just gotta choose which homey or homiette deserves which present this year. May we suggest that your iPhone recycling company iPhone Antidote deserves an International research robot? No? What about some stinky phones? Yes please! We’d love some stinky old iPhones for Christmas! And we’ll give you Cash! Merry Christmas indeed.
If you know of any other products you think peeps need to know about for their Christmas list, let us know!!
30 days and counting… Be nice everyone! Santa’s watching! (So are your family & friends…)